What are we supposed to do
with things that are supposed to come in twos?
Noah loaded up the ark
two by two, male and female parts
What is Noah supposed to do
with LGBT me and you?

Ah, ah, ah
Ooh, ooh, ooh...

Those of us who have been in love
know men can cry and women can tough
woman can butch and man can wife
both can feel born into the wrong life.
Those of us who have a libido
in touch with our feminine and our machismo
we know love ain't just for procreation
we thank our forebears for the revolution

Ah, ah, ah
Ooh, ooh, ooh...
You do you

Those of us who have been men
who check the male box when there's boxes to check
we prefer ties instead of corsets
we stick to our guns in the war of the sexes
Those of us who have been ladies
Shave our legs instead of our faces
Each day rejecting so much of our bodies
Each day reflecting that we're smarties and hotties
Those of us both woman and man
wake up in one body and make another plan
adam to eve, eve to adam
thank you Kinsey, yes we can

Ah, ah, ah
Ooh, ooh, ooh...
You do you

If the sex most people are having
is defined as the normal setting
what does normal have in store?
cuz normal gets freaky behind closed doors

those of us who have never been normal
fantasies, formulas, and general dysphoria
never knowing which pronoun to use
being the third when things come in twos
Those of us who were born
who like taboos better than norms
we find friends who break the rules
we are fabulous animals in Noah's zoo

Ah, ah, ah
Ooh, ooh, ooh...
You do you

Ah, ah, ah
Ee, Ee, Ee...
Me do me

Ah, ah, ah
Ooh, ooh, ooh...
You do you