Every time I find something I wish I'd found it sooner
I was lonely for years
High school cottonwool wrapped round my brain
How queer it was when I changed

She had the smell of cigarettes and coffee
A few years ago that's what got me
One day she asked me out for a beer
and I started to feel very queer

Oh, what's happened to your daughter dear?
She was lonely for years
Used to stare in the mirror all day
Now she looks like her best friends and they all look gay
Someday she'll tell her boyfriend
She's been looking at women again
And it's starting to feel very queer

The first time I was sexually aroused
I was watching Beverly Hills Down and Out
Second time I swooned
Brooke Shields was doing it in the Blue Lagoon
I want a lagoon!
Jill + Jill went up the hill and didn't come back for hours

Now the world is twice as big as it was before
And you're lonely in the midst of so much more
There's on girl, she's always around
Put your heart in her hands and follow her down
You talk till half past four
Your clothes are both on the floor
The morning after you felt very queer
Jill + Jill went up the hill and didn't come back for hours…
Jill + Jill went up the hill and didn't come back for days…

Every time I find something I wish I'd found it sooner
But at least I found it today.